I have been chosen, due in part to my particular altitudinal disposition, to document the sealing work that has recently been done in the lab. I am at a loss for how to do that without a camera.
Despite its obvious second capacity as a paperweight, and its stylish accentuation of your workspace's unparalleled charm notwithstanding,
PLEASE RETURN THE CAMERA TO THE DRAWER WHEN YOU ARE DONE USING IT!!
That is all.