I found the PSL table left open, and unattended again.
As far as I know, Jamie and Jenne (working on the LSC rack, so no lasers / optics work involved) have been the only ones in the IFO room for several hours now.
I'm going to start taking laser keys, or finding other suitable punishments. Like a day of lab cleanup chores or something. Seriously, don't leave the PSL table open if you're not actively working on it.